作词 : 直火帮Chuck Zigga Jiang
作曲 : 直火帮Chuck Zigga Jiang
The First time I saw a tattoo, it was on a pig
我第一次看到一个纹身，是在一头猪身上
I don’t know if your mom and my mom went to the same market
我不知道你妈妈和我妈妈是不是去的同一个菜市场啊
But one day she came home with a tattoo pork
但有一天她带回来了一块纹身猪肉
I was like mom, what are you doing with this gangster pig?
我说，老妈，你买这个匪帮猪干啥啊？
My mom said oh, getting a tattoo means you can kill this pig
我妈说，哦，有了这个纹身就说明这个猪可以杀了啊
And I was like OMG
我当时就想天呐
Getting a tattoo means they can kill you!
有了纹身就说明他们可以把你办了！
Turns out rappers do get killed.
结果说唱歌手确实经常领盒饭啊
But I also don’t like tattoos just because I don’t like the look of it
但我不喜欢纹身的原因还有一个，就是我觉得它不好看
I don’t know if you guys have a 花臂 friend
我不知你们有没有花臂的朋友啊
It just look like they got a fancy 棉毛衫 all year
他们看起来就是一年四季就穿着个潮爆了的棉毛衫
Wearing a 棉毛衫 with their 汗毛 sticking out
穿着棉毛衫，但是汗毛还扎出来了
I was like omg where did you get this
我都会说我的天你在哪买的这啊
Send me the Taobao link I wanna get a 同款
给我发个淘宝链接，我想整个同款
One day at my concert, a fan walked up to me and said
有一天在我演唱会，有个粉丝走上来说
I love your music so much that I tattooed your face on my arm
我超爱你们的音乐，所以把你们的脸纹在我手臂上了
Yeah, this thing, on her arm
没错，就这脸，在她手臂上
And I looked at her I was like OMG
我看着她我说我滴妈
Please don’t get fat
求你别长胖了啊
Cuz now that my face is connected to her body
因为现在我脸长她身上了啊
And if she goes crazy at 疯狂星期四
如果她在疯狂星期四爆吃
I get fat? That’s crazy
我会长胖？这也太夸张了
In fact, if you guys wanna stay in shape
说实话，如果你们想保持身材
The best way is to tattoo your favorite celebrity on your belly
你就把你最喜欢的明星纹在肚子上就好了
Cuz now you’re responsible
因为这样你就得负责了啊
Yeah, 欧阳娜娜 right here. 易烊千玺 right here
对啊，欧阳娜娜，易烊千玺往这儿一纹就是
And if you like AKB48
如果你喜欢的是AKB48
You can get your 棉毛衫 right here
你这棉毛衫就直接可以安排上了啊