作词 : 直火帮Chuck Zigga Jiang
作曲 : 直火帮Chuck Zigga Jiang
The Host：
主持人：
Who do I think get more girls – rapper or ballers?
你们问我觉得说唱歌手还是篮球运动员有更多女生喜欢？
Rappers – It depends
说唱歌手呢，哎还是不好说
If you are in the NBA, you get automatic women
如果你是NBA球员，那自然女人缘会很好
It doesn’t matter if you are on the bench, blah blah blah
不管你是板凳球员还是怎么说
You are on the NBA, you made it
你在NBA打球，你就是做到了
But if you are a rapper, and you are not famous
但如果你是个说唱歌手，还没啥粉丝
Unless she loves you or she likes you
除非她是真的跟你走心了
There’s no reason for her to be putting out
她完全没有理由对你感兴趣啊
“Yo I just went home with this moderately famous rapper that had 5k followers”
“姐妹们我刚刚和一个有五千粉的小rapper约会了”
“He ugly, but he has a lot of potential.”
“他丑丑的，但他潜力无限哦。”
Who wants to do that?
谁会要干这档事儿啊？
You know what I’m saying? And here’s the thing
你知道我在说什么吗？而且还有一个点
The ugliest NBA player, he still got a good body.
最丑的NBA球员至少身体倍儿棒啊
He can work out for 48 minutes, you know that for sure
他可以连续运动48小时，这你是肯定知道的
Rappers? I don’t know about that
说唱歌手这可就不好说了啊
Rappers are outta shape
说唱歌手身材一般都有点走样
Rappers come in two shapes: they either skinny af or fat af
说唱歌手只有两种：皮包骨和大胖子
But look, if you are a rapper that has a million followers
但不得不说啊，如果你是一个有百万粉丝的说唱歌手
At least 1% wanna bang ya
那至少也有1%的人愿意和你回家
Look at Higher Brothers，the fat guy probably get more girls than all of us combined
你看看更高兄弟里的胖胖，他应该女人缘比我们在座所有人加起来都好
Aiight you guys are a nice crowd, thank you for being patient
观众朋友们你们真太给面子了，感谢你们的耐心等待
I guess it’s time to bring out the main event of the night
现在是时候请出我们今晚的主角了
The man your girl thinks about when she kisses you good night
你女朋友在晚上给你说晚安的时候实际上脑子里想着的那位
The Prince of Shanghai from Straight Fire Gang
来自直火帮的上海王子
The man with more fans from Shanghai to Hainan
粉丝从上海排到海南的男人
He can rap, make you laugh, and step on crap
他会说唱，会让你笑，也能带你去迪士尼
So get your ass on the floor and witness what you’ve never seen before
全都准备好，经历一场你绝对没有体验过的演出吧！