I know I have good judgement
我相信自己能作出明确判断
I know I have good taste
也相信自己有很好的品味
It's funny and it's ironic
不过只有我这么认为
That only I feel that way
多么可笑 真是讽刺
I promise 'em that you're different
我跟他们保证 你绝对不同于其他人
And everyone makes mistakes
虽说人总会犯错
But just don't
但还是希望你多加避免


I heard that you're an actor
听说你是名演员
So act like a stand-up guy
那不妨表现得可靠一点
Whatever devil's inside you
就算你内心深处住着恶魔
Don't let him out tonight
也请你今晚别把他给放出来
I tell them it's just your culture
我和朋友说是因为你的文化不同
And everyone rolls their eyes
可他们却不屑地回了我个白眼
Yeah, I know
Yeah 我当然清楚


All I'm asking, baby
宝贝 我只有一件事求你


Please, please, please don't prove I'm right
真的拜托你 拜托你了别印证我的想法是对的
Please, please, please don't bring me to tears when I just did my makeup so nice
真的拜托你 拜托你了 别让我刚化好精致的妆容就忍不住落泪
Heartbreak is one thing, my ego's another
伤我心和伤我自尊完全是两码事
I beg you, don't embarrass me, mother****er, oh
我真的求你 别让我再这么尴尬 你这个混蛋 oh
Please, please, please
真的拜托你 拜托你了


Well, I have a fun idea, babe
宝贝 其实我有个很不错的想法
Maybe just stay inside
要不我们还是呆在家
I know you're craving some fresh air
我知道你渴望呼吸新鲜空气
But the ceiling fan is so nice (It's so nice, right?)
但享受吊顶风扇吹着风又何尝不可
And we could live so happily
如果没人知道我们是一对
If no one knows that you're with me, I'm just kidding
那生活也勉强算得上幸福 我是在开玩笑的啦 不过说真的
But really, really, really (Kinda)
真的拜托你 拜托你了


Please, please, please don't prove I'm right
真的拜托你 拜托你了别印证我的想法是对的
Please, please, please don't bring me to tears when I just did my makeup so nice
真的拜托你 拜托你了 别让我刚化好精致的妆容就忍不住落泪
Heartbreak is one thing, my ego's another (Heartbreak is one thing, ego's another)
伤我心和伤我自尊完全是两码事
I beg you, don't embarrass me, mother****er, oh
我真的求你 别让我再这么尴尬 你这个混蛋 oh
Please, please, please
真的拜托你 拜托你了


If you wanna go and be stupid, don't
你非得使坏的话
Do it in front of me
起码别让我看见
If you don't wanna cry to my music, don't
如果你听完我这首歌不会想哭
Make me hate you prolifically
那就别让我更加埋怨你
Please, please, please (Please)
真的拜托你 拜托你了
Please, please, please (Please)
真的拜托你 拜托你了
Please, please, please (Please, please)
真的拜托你 拜托你了