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From "Avenue Q"
演唱：胥子含YAYA

Finally! I gotta teach a whole lesson all by myself!
And I'm gonna teach something relevant, something modern
the internet!
The internet is really really great.
For porn!
I got a fast connection so I don't have to wait.
For porn!
There's always some new site.
For porn!
I browse all day and night.
For porn!
It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light.
For porn!
Trekkie!
The internet is for porn!
The internet is for porn!
Why do you think the net was born?
Porn! Porn! Porn!
Trekkie! What are you doing?
Hello, Kate Monster.
You are ruining my song.
Oh, me sorry. Me no mean to.
Well, if you wouldn't mind, please
being quiet for a minute so I can finish?
Okey-dokey.
Good.
I'm glad we have this new technology.
For porn. Oop!
Which gives us untold opportunity.
For porn! Ooops, sorry!
Right from your own desktop...
For p----.
You can research, browse and shop...
Until you've had enough and you're ready to stop!
For porn!
Trekkie!
The internet is for porn!
The internet is for porn!
Me up all night honking me horn
to porn, porn, porn!
That's gross! You're a pervert!
Ahh, sticks and stones, Kate Monster.
No, really, you're a pervert!
Normal people don't sit at home and look at porn on the internet!
Ohhhhh?
What?
You have no idea!
Ready, normal people?
Ready!
Ready!
Ready!
Let me hear it!
The internet is for porn.
Sorry, Kate!
The internet is for porn.
I masturbate!
All these guys unzip their flies for...
Porn! Porn! Porn!
Porn~ Porn~
Hold on a second!
What?
Now, I happen to know for a fact that you, Rod,
Check your portfolio and trade stocks online.
That's correct.
And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com!
Sure.
And Gary, you keep selling your possessions on eBay!
Yes, I do!
And you Hopkins, you sent me that sweet online birthday card.
True.
But Kate... what you think he do after, hmmm?
Yeah.
Ewww!
The internet is for porn.
The internet is for porn.
Grab your dick and double click
For porn! Porn! Porn!
Poooorn!
Poooorn!
The internet is for,
Internet is for,
Internet is for porn!
I hate the internet!