作词 : 王若琳
作曲 : 王若琳
I know it’s not wise to jump in the water
I know it’s not wise to jump in the water
Then you’ll get sick
You’ll catch a cold die awfully quick

I know it’s not wise to open the curtains
I know it’s not wise to open the curtains
They will see in, then they’ll see it’s a looney bin
What would they all think

Now she’s swimmin’ in style, see that backstroke!
People sayin’ “No! No!” but see that form!

I know it’s not wise to hose down your neighbor
I know it’s not wise to not tip the waiter
They will see in, then they’ll see it’s a looney bin
What would they all think?

Now she’s swimmin’ in style, see that backstroke!
People sayin’ “No! No!” but see that form!

I know it’s not wise to open the curtains
I know it’s not wise to jump in the water