作词 : 孔祥怡
作曲 : 孔祥怡
编曲：Alukd/Kale
录音：Mr.All

The first guy is tall and thin,
第一个家伙又高又瘦
Glassy eyes and rocking walk.
拥有透亮的眼睛和摇摆的步伐
He has a young and smart face.
还长着一张年轻聪明的脸
The second guy is dark with long hair,
第二个家伙皮肤黑、长发
Mumble talk and timid mind
说话含糊为人羞怯
But music is his hiding place
音乐是他的藏身之处
bad times visit
大事不妙
Together, they try to find someone to make it big,
他们聚在了一起，想再找一个伙伴一起做点大事儿
He must be creepy, he has to be freaky,
他必须是恐怖的、令人捉摸不定的
Wear wicked and complicated thoughts.
充满了坏点子和复杂的思想

They find a lonesome man at the stripper show,
他们在脱衣舞秀现场找到一个寂寞的男人
He really is the perfect match,
他真是个完美的选择
The three gather to ballet happiness
他仨抱在一起开心的跳起了芭蕾
The third guy is strange and old,
第三个家伙奇怪又年长
He never leaves his comfort zone
他从来没有离开过自己的舒适区
He is full-time computer geek.
他是一个电脑人
Horrible moment,
可怕的时刻到来了
They huddle together,
他们挤在一起
hold a fan to blow a girl in skirt.
举起风扇追着吹姑娘的裙子
She must be pretty,
她一定是个又美
She has to be sexy,
又性感
she is a clever and tender,
聪明又温柔
attractive and virtuous lady.
有吸引力又善良的女士