作词 : 李红旗
作曲 : 李红旗
笑对人有益，只要不出人命就好。
Laughing is good for you if you don\'t kill yourself.
有时候当狗还真难……
Sometimes it's very diffcule being a dog …
我大概永远也遇不到任何合理的问题。
I didn't think I wad ever going to get a sensible question.
眼睛会欺骗人，双腿会累死人，但胃却专给人找麻烦！
Eyes decetive and legs fail,but it\'s the stomach that gets you in trouble!
实在不值得去听那种贬低我价值的话！
It's not worth it to know you\'re not worth it!
别难过……世界上有许多人还不知道他们到底是谁或什么。
Don't feel bad ……there are a lot of people in this world who don\'t know who they are or what they are.
有些玩笑的代价比较昂贵……
Some laughts are woryj more than other …
当狗就是这点不好，别人什么事都不告诉你……
That's the only trouble with being a dog …they never tell you anything …
生命的秘密就在于远观最佳。
The secret of life is to look good at a distance.
在工作中追求乐趣是好事，但太快乐了会带来危险……
幸福是一只快乐的小狗
一只小狗只有在什么都不干的情况下才会受到表扬！
如果你不尝试飞行，那你就得一辈子坐办公桌了！
热爱你的敌人，也是一种幸福。
我用半辈子的时间死盯着后门，盼望着晚饭送出来……